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Thursday, January 16, 2014

And the Razzie goes to . . .



"Honoring" the worst cinematic experiences of 2013, the Razzies revealed their nominees Wednesday, and the lucky winners of the 34th Annual Awards will be announced on "Oscar Eve", Saturday, March 1. Here are the nominations with my predictions in pink:

WORST PICTURE
After Earth
Grown Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
A Madea Christmas
Movie 43

WORST ACTOR
Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger
Ashton Kutcher in Jobs
Adam Sandler in Grown Ups 2
Jaden Smith in After Earth
Sylvester Stallone in Bullet To The Head, Escape Plan, Grudge Match

WORST ACTRESS
Halle Berry in Movie 43, The Call
Selena Gomez in Getaway
Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons
Tyler Perry in A Madea Christmas
Naomi Watts in Diana, Movie 43

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Chris Brown in Battle Of The Year
Larry the Cable Guy in A Madea Christmas
Taylor Lautner in Grown Ups 2
Will Smith in After Earth
Nick Swardson in A Haunted House, Grown Ups 2

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Lady Gaga in Machete Kills
Salma Hayek in Grown Ups 2
Katherine Heigl in The Big Wedding
Kim Kardashian in Tyler Perry’s Temptation
Lindsay Lohan in In-App-Propriate Comedy, Scary Movie 5

WORST DIRECTOR
The 13 People who directed Movie 43
Dennis Dugan for Grown Ups 2
Tyler Perry for A Madea Christmas, Temptation
M. Night Shyamalan for After Earth
Gore Verbinski for The Lone Ranger

WORST SCREEN COMBO
The Entire Cast of Grown Ups 2
The Entire Cast of Movie 43
Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5
Tyler Perry & EITHER Larry the Cable Guy OR That Worn-Out Wig & Dress in A Madea Christmas
Jaden Smith & Will Smith on Planet Nepotism in After Earth

WORST SCREENPLAY
After Earth (screenplay by Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan, story by Will Smith)
Grown Ups 2 (written by Fred Wolfe & Adam Sandler & Tim Herlihy)
The Lone Ranger (screen story & screenplay by Ted Elliott, Justin Haythe & Terry Rosso)
A Madea Christmas (written by Tyler Perry)
Movie 43 (written by 19 “screenwriters”)

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL
Grown Ups 2
Hangover III
The Lone Ranger
Scary Movie 5
Smurfs 2

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